Regular members were once again warned to steer clear of Moore Park Golf Club as Show Technology held yet another disastrous and quite frankly, embarrassing Golf Day.
Grabbing their Weapons of Grass Destruction, the players were divided into four teams headed by Show Technology’s Sean Mayo, Mark McInnes, Chris Durrant and Mike Gearin.
Sean Mayo’s team (AKA The Sultans of Swing) consisted of Thomas Amarti (Microhire), Nathan Jones (Innovative), and Simon Richardson (Lots Of Watts Australia) and they were delighted to win the coveted prize of bugger all.
A sulky Mark McInnes and his team (AKA The Dimpled Balls) lost to Sean’s team on a putt off and are still whinging about it. Team members Peter Reith (Penrith Light & Sound), Dave Campbell (AVE), and Nik Bogdanovik (EO Designs) knew they were in trouble when Mark twice did an “Adolf Hitler” …. two shots in the bunker.
Chris Durrant’s team (AKA The Bogey Men) included Brendan Sadgrove (Innovative), Dan Bergan (Scene Change), and Nick Blaxwell (Microhire) were frankly just there for the beer and it showed.
As for Mike Gearin’s team (AKA The Fore Horsemen) of Paul Walton (Fusion Ent), Vic Hekimian (Scene Change) and Jeremy Koch (Innovative), well they were clearly given balls that were afraid of the dark.
In complete safety, Show Technology confidently offered an entire case of Martin MAC 101’s to anyone who could get a hole-in-one on the 10th. We all know that this is an occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
Dave Campbell won nearest the pin on the 10th and Dan Bergan won longest drive on the 18th with an amazing Rock Hudson – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t – shot.
Highlight of the day was Nik Bogdanovic’s attempts at distracting other players by putting his shoulder out twice. He was last seen leaving for the emergency department on the 10th.
